People with weak hearts?
I just had one of the weirdest complaint emails sent in by one of the estates where we have a cat cafe. The manager of the estate wrote in to say someone had complained and he attached the email. Apparently, the man's wife had gone down to throw some rubbish out last night, and that when she opened the lid of the garbage can, a cat jumped out. She screamed so loudly, she had to be escorted back home by another neighbour (whom the complainant says is a lawyer - I'm not sure what the exact significance of this fact is supposed to be).
This is the part where it gets interesting. The complainant said that his wife had such a fright, and that it's a lucky thing that she wasn't attacked by the cat and that she didn't have a heart attack. He said that clearly the cats are a nuisance because they're walking around the estate, sleeping under cars and sometimes on top of cars. Now apparently, they're even attempting to induce heart attacks by lurking in garbage cans.
I can understand that it must have been a shock, but a heart attack? What will the poor woman do if a stranger pops up unexpectedly when she's innocently dumping her trash or if she rounds the corner, and someone suddenly stands up from where they were hidden because they dropped something next to the garbage can? Kneel over and die?